Killin Time While Twitter Dies

Middle of a Friday afternoon and I have some twitter tweets to send. Making big deals doncha know.
So Twitter is down again today. Down on a Friday afternoon. How can that happen? How can Twitter allow that to happen?
Nothing to do but go play around. Kill some time in Paint Shop while Twitter gets its stuff together. Oh no, I must be too late. The Twitter bird is dead. Sweet little birdie crushed under a groaning userbase.
Can't wait to tweet about this.
Damn Twitter.