Lip Bone Connected To The Trom Bone

One of our favorite trombone shirts over at RetroRanger's Emporium of Musical Sweetness is this Skull and Bones Trombone Shirt. You've got the ever-cool skull wearing a marching band hat, over crossed (trom)Bones plus text "Skull & Bones." And a pretty good deal at 15 bucks.

Come to think of it, I often feel like the skull dude after a few hours of marching band practice. Be sure and check out RetroRanger for other cool marching band t-shirts and musical sweetness!

New Tubas Will Eat Me Shirt on Zazzle

I've been wrestling with my new Zazzle store Cool Tee Shirts. My plan for this shop is to only load designs that have proven successful on Cafepress. Hard to justify loading up designs that haven't sold already. I'm also taking the liberty of reworking some of my older designs. My Paint Shop Pro abilities have improved greatly in the last couple of years, so I find I can improve some of my earlier efforts.
For example, new at Cool Tee Shirts is my Can't Sleep, Tubas Will Eat Me Shirt. This is an improved edition of a design that has been a good seller as Killer Tubas at my RetroRanger shop on Cafepress. I think this new design is 100-percent better than the previous effort, and at least 5 times scarier.

Skeletons Playing Trumpets on a Shirt

A new t-shirt design I've uploaded to the RetroRanger store on Cafepress is this Skeletons Playing Trumpets design. Everybody loves skeletons, and everybody who plays the trumpet loves trumpets. Check out the Teeblr review of the Skeletons Playing Trumpet Shirt.

The Marching Band as Assimilated Borgs

You know the Borg, from Star Trek, the collective that moves as one...individuality surrendered to the will of the Collective. It's just like Marching Band! That's the idea behind the Band Borg Marching Band Shirt. Find it at RetroRanger and also up for votes on Teeblr.

Bow Down to the Devil Hounds

While awaiting inspiration I put together a new t-shirt for my RetroRanger store at Cafepress. This is a mega-macho design for the Devil Hounds...a football team which exists only in the deep recesses of my mind.

Recurring Dream: We're on the high school practice field, me and the rest of the marching band. Its a serious practice because sectionals are this weekend. Its hot. Hotter then Hell hot. The only one not wilting under the blazing sun is the BD...Mr. Beezleboob. When suddenly from the south endzone comes a howling, screaming, blood-thirsty team of uber-steroided football players. Oh my God, The Devil Hounds!

Did I mention we were naked?

Now you can dress like a Devil Hound! Now you can terrorize the naked band geeks! Get your Devil Hounds Gear at RetroRanger.

Trombones, More Than Just Spit Machines

Today's project is a new trombone player t-shirt for my Cafepress store, RetroRanger. I like to make trombone shirts, because the trombones, along with the tubas, are truly ground-zero for band room chic.
Your Girlfriend Loves My Bone. That is funny. I know band room funny, I know band bus funny, I know band camp funny, and that's funny. If you don't find this shirt funny than you are A) not marching band material, and B) probably losing your girlfriend to the trombone player.
Available at RetroRanger and nowhere else, the Your Girlfriend Loves My Bone t-shirt. Also look for the Your Girlfriend Loves My Tuba t-shirt. Rawk on righteous low brass dudes.