Talbothay's Dairy Shirt For Tess of the d'Urberville Fans

Talbothay's Dairy, That's the English countryside dairy where Tess Durbeyfield sought refuge after escaping from the evil Alec d'Urberville. And it was at Talbothay's where Tess first meant Angel. English Lit majors will rejoice in the Talbothay's Dairy t-shirt available at RetroRanger.

New Tubas Will Eat Me Shirt on Zazzle

I've been wrestling with my new Zazzle store Cool Tee Shirts. My plan for this shop is to only load designs that have proven successful on Cafepress. Hard to justify loading up designs that haven't sold already. I'm also taking the liberty of reworking some of my older designs. My Paint Shop Pro abilities have improved greatly in the last couple of years, so I find I can improve some of my earlier efforts.
For example, new at Cool Tee Shirts is my Can't Sleep, Tubas Will Eat Me Shirt. This is an improved edition of a design that has been a good seller as Killer Tubas at my RetroRanger shop on Cafepress. I think this new design is 100-percent better than the previous effort, and at least 5 times scarier.

Donut Hearts Hot Dog Shirt

Love is a wonderful thing. Even love between consenting food items, such as love between donuts and hot dogs. This is the new Donut Heart Hot Dog Shirt available at RetroRanger.

Vintage Romper Room TV Show Graphic Restored

I was digging through a pile of vintage paper the other day and came across an old Romper Room TV Show iron-on graphic. Looks to be from the 1960s. Pretty cool, but the transfer is all dried out and cracked and probably not usable.
But I was able to scan the design and do some Paint Shop Pro clean-up. Came out pretty cool...Mr Do-Bee flying around a Jack-in-the-box. That's what Mr Do-Bee does.
Available at Romper Room TV Show on Cafepress.

Hanging With The 'Boners at Trombone Lounge

Just uploaded a new t-shirt to RetroRanger, my main Cafepress store. This is the "Trombone Lounge" retro nightclub design and is for trombone players only. Nobody else.

OK, I'll tell you what, an oboist can order one, if she's dating a trombonist. Otherwise, nobody else.

Get yours today, just in time for band camp...the Trombone Lounge Boners-Only T-Shirt.

Chess Men Talking Smack on a T-Shirt

Strangely enough, a lot of the designs that I find extremely funny don't seem to sell in great numbers. It is because most people in this world have a poorly developed sense of humor.
The concept for this shirt came to me earlier today and I find it extremely funny. See, the chess men are talking smack, and the Queen says "I'm Gonna Kicks Yur Ass." The King just stands their taking it. Kings are wusses. The Knight says, "Who you callin an Ass?" which is funny, cuz, you know, cuz knights are horses, not asses.
Damn, that's funny! So funny that I predict I will sell all of none of these shirts ever. But it makes me horse-laugh. Or maybe ass-laugh.
The Talking Chess Smack T-Shirt is available at my RowdyTease Cafepress store.