Eat Me Said The Cake To Alice Shirt

Yep, that was the line uttered by the sexy hitch-hiker in Stephen King's Desperation, "Eat me, said the cake, to Alice."
Gosh, what a great line I thought. Maybe if I had a t-shirt that said "Eat me, said the cake, to Alice" then I could a have a bond with sexy hitch-hikers. Maybe with such a t-shirt sexy hitch-hikers would find me irresistible.
This is the Eat Me, said the Cake, to Alice Shirt at my Zazzle shop CoolTeeShirts...uniform of the day for sexy hitch-hikers.

Throw A Sheep Shirt on Zazzle

OK, let's be honest, when it comes to Facebook I'm not a poke kinda guy. I'm not gonna buy you a fish and I'm not gonna throw a sheep at you. But that's just me.
New t-shirt at my Zazzle shop, coolteeshirts, is this Throw A Sheep Shirt. If it has to be explained then you probably won't want it anyway.

New Tubas Will Eat Me Shirt on Zazzle

I've been wrestling with my new Zazzle store Cool Tee Shirts. My plan for this shop is to only load designs that have proven successful on Cafepress. Hard to justify loading up designs that haven't sold already. I'm also taking the liberty of reworking some of my older designs. My Paint Shop Pro abilities have improved greatly in the last couple of years, so I find I can improve some of my earlier efforts.
For example, new at Cool Tee Shirts is my Can't Sleep, Tubas Will Eat Me Shirt. This is an improved edition of a design that has been a good seller as Killer Tubas at my RetroRanger shop on Cafepress. I think this new design is 100-percent better than the previous effort, and at least 5 times scarier.

Cool Mouse Pads at My eBay Store

I've been busy the past few days designing mouse pads for my eBay store, All-4-Corners and also listing some of the mouse pads at my Bonanzle store, CoolUniverse. Check out Dragstrip Girl, a mouse pad I worked up today. How hot is she? 1956 backseat Chevy drive-in movie hot. Oh man, they could be your grandparents! That's just sick.

Anyway, I built out a page on my Savant7 site listing a bunch of the cool mouse pads that I currently have listed on eBay. Feel free to check them out and then buy a bunch. They make excellent stocking stuffers!

The Collective's Obama Borg Shirt

Oh yes, the collective loves the new Obama Borg shirt. I haven't polled the entire collective, but I asked one member of the collective and she loves the shirt. So we know that the entire collective loves the Obama Borg shirt. That's the way the collective works. You can argue with that, but that would be...you know...futile.
I have this shirt for sale in my new Zazzle shop...Cool Tee Shirts. My apologies for not uploading many designs into the shop...it definitely is on my list of things to do. I really like the whole Zazzle set-up, especially the selection of shirts. And how about these models!