New Majestic 12 Cafepress Store

I was watching one of those flying saucer shows on the Discovery channel, absorbing the secret knowledge that rides on the sideband of the tv wave, and independently arrived at the following premise: This world really needs is some Majestic 12 merchandise.
You of course are familiar with Majestic 12, the super top secret fraternity of scientists, military leaders, and government officials, formed in 1947 by President Harry S. Truman. The original purpose of Majestic 12 was to investigate UFO activity in the aftermath of the Roswell incident, and they have continued in that area ever since. These are your Air Force UFO investigators, the Men in Black. These are the dudes in the black Yukon parked outside your house at this very moment. No, don't look. Just pretend everything is normal.
Please welcome into the world my new Cafepress store, the Majestic 12 Post Exchange. At my new virtual Majestic 12 PX you'll find all the same MJ-12 merchandise available at the real Majestic 12 PX, which doesn't officially exist. Shown here is the Majestic 12 Phys Ed Dept Shirt, perfect garb for a rousing game of Mars Ball.