A Moving Target is Hard to Hit

A rolling stone gathers no moss...and a fast-moving man can avoid getting bird poop on his head. That's the way I see it. Just uploaded to a new Cafepress shop is my new Bird Poop Shirt.
Simple put, A Bird Poops Every 15 Minutes...I Must Keep Moving. This isn't brain science...if you keep moving the bird poop will land on the car, or the picnic table. Stop moving and the bird poop will splat on your shoulder. Or your head. The choice is up to you.
Get your Bird Poop Shirt on Cafepress, available on t-shirts, sweatshirts and sexy spaghetti tank tops. Yes, sexy Bird Poop tank tops. And be sure and stop by Teeblr and cast a vote for the Bird Poop Shirt as your favorite.